The guys dream of a day when parents won't have to be overprotective monsters who feel that their precious little fuck-tards need to be
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Scotch shucks and jives his way through an awkward justification of likening the President to Sambo, as Teddy vents his frustration with the grilled cheese culture. Eat it!CLICK TO LISTEN NOW!Ted
and Scotch have found a huge bag of fucks, and have decided that none
will be given out this week. So, the guys have graciously allowed a
“Worst Of” segment to be played for your ear holes. CLICK TO LISTEN NOW!
In an attempt to steer Scotch away from anchoring the show in the drudge of political boredom, Teddy directs Scotch to an outlet to which he can spread his wealth of redheaded manliness to needy Chinese couples, in the name of charity. Don't eat the nachos.CLICK TO LISTEN NOW!
Teddy and Scotch stroll down memory lane and decide that they have scores to settle with various former colleagues. Word to the wise; this show will beat down any of you little fucks who've taken it upon yourselves to smile in our faces and then talk behind our backs. Feeling fishy? Test these waters...CLICK TO LISTEN NOW!
Professor
Teddy tries to justify his intelligence by giving Scotch a diction
tutorial, and rails against the adamant intolerance vegetarians have for
the meat eating community, all while Scotch digs his boot heals into
the dense, feeble heads of live cows.
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Teddy
and Scotch try to revive their manhood by lifting what's left of their
testicles out of the feminized muck that has become our society, as
Scotch tries to shake Teddy out of an unwarranted depression.In
the interests of upholding the theme this Red Scare Radio Show was
initially intended, Teddy and Scotch review the minute amount of
redheads participating in the Olympics, and get their fury little red
hairs tangled in the process.Teddy
reveals that Scotch would be a superstar in his North Hollywood gym,
meanwhile Scotch shows his support for the Anaheim PD.
